Books

If you suffer from penis envy, I recommend you read my books in the reverse order written. In this way, you’ll be able to see everything I didn’t know previously that you already know. You’ll be able to absorb the details of my ideas like semen that explodes into you. Using this order Given to me by God, you’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading me as a sexual act with many climaxes that you won’t have to feel guilty for feeling, even if you’re married or in a committed relationship with another person. You’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading as a sexual act with many happy endings.

If you don’t suffer from penis envy, I recommend you read my books in the order I wrote them. In this way, you’ll be able to see everything I learned in the order I learned it. You’ll be able to read about the details behind my ideas as they exploded into print on the page. Using this order Given to me by God, you’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading me in a way you won’t have to feel in any way guilty about.

The order in which my books were written can be found below (the latest listed first)

  1. God’s Gay Agenda

          penis envy or semen envy?

           that is the question

  1. Chicken Salad for the Soul

           A tale of candor on dry rye with a kosher pickle on the side

  1. Star-Drek

          A Science-Friction Adventure to a Very Strange Planet

  1. It Wasn’t My Heart I Left in San Francisco…

          A Philosophic Look at Semen and the Delivery Device that Emits It

  1. How to Find The Man of Your Dreams by Intensifying Your Orgasms

          A Self-Help Book for Unicorns and Horny Wild Stallions

  1. Lampshade for the Light

          of the Last Day of the third Month of the Year

          the following books have been self-published on Amazon

  1. Call Me Glinda

           a book for friends of Dorothy

  1. Home Schooled

          why my inner child refuses to go to college

  1. Lazy Susan

          How Taoism Spins Paradox into Food for Thought

  1. Your Buddha Within

          Inside Every Buddhist Lies an Anti-Authoritarian

         Who Yearns for Peace of Mind

  1. Playing god With God

         Hinduism, Health and Healing

         How to Believe in God by Believing in Yourself

  1. Quran: The Book of Lights

          Volume 1  High Lights

          Volume 2  land: How to Become a Genius and Save the Planet

          Volume 3  SEA: How to Love Life

          Volume 4  SEA: How to Love Life

          Volume 5  Sky: How to Believe in Yourself

          Volume 6  Sky: How to Believe in Yourself

          Volume 7  Flames: How to Circumcise Your Own Soul

  1. A Guest at Their Table

         My Gay-Jewish Review of Christ’s Feast of Self-Love:

         Volume 1  Christ’s Bread and Body

         Volume 2  Christ’s Wine and Blood

         Volume 3  Communion in a Human Body

  1. The Forbidden Fruit’s Perspective

          Torah For Straight People

          Volume 1  The Genesis of a Moses Like You

          Volume 2  The Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy of Everyone

  1. The Wisdom of Self-Love

          Life Is a School. I Am My Major

  1. Becoming

          89 Poems of My Love for Me

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