If you suffer from penis envy, I recommend you read my books in the reverse order written. In this way, you’ll be able to see everything I didn’t know previously that you already know. You’ll be able to absorb the details of my ideas like semen that explodes into you. Using this order Given to me by God, you’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading me as a sexual act with many climaxes that you won’t have to feel guilty for feeling, even if you’re married or in a committed relationship with another person. You’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading as a sexual act with many happy endings.
If you don’t suffer from penis envy, I recommend you read my books in the order I wrote them. In this way, you’ll be able to see everything I learned in the order I learned it. You’ll be able to read about the details behind my ideas as they exploded into print on the page. Using this order Given to me by God, you’ll be able to enjoy the process of reading me in a way you won’t have to feel in any way guilty about.
The order in which my books were written can be found below (the latest listed first)
31-32. The Organ Grinder’s Gorilla
How I learned to love my obsessive, compulsive disorder
A Cross-Eyed Bear (A Cross I’d Bear)
How my O.C.D. has helped me help others
If you sucked your thumb as a child, now is the time to put a ring on it.
If you think about what you think about, you’ll discover how powerfully you feel.
A guide to solving personal problems with humor
If you’ve got a banana and two plums I’m sure you already know that your fruits were once forbidden
Our Destination is the North Pole where Santa has his Workshop.
The melody that accompanies the Psalms
(A book for men with special needs)
How I made peace with my penis and testicles
penis envy or semen envy? that is the question.
A tale of candor on dry rye with a kosher pickle on the side
A Science-Friction Adventure to a Very Strange Planet
A Philosophic Look at Semen and the Delivery Device that Emits It
A Self-Help Book for Unicorna and Horny Wild Stallions
of the Last Day of the third Month of the Year
a book for friends of Dorothy
why my inner child refuses to go to college
How Taoism Spins Paradox into Food for Thought
Inside Every Buddhist Lies an Anti-Authoritarian Who Yearns for Peace of Mind
Hinduism, Health and Healing
How to Believe in God by Believing in Yourself
8-14. Quran: The Book of Lights
Volume 1 High Lights
Volume 2 land: How to Become a Genius and Save the Planet
Volume 3 SEA: How to Love Life
Volume 4 SEA: How to Love Life
Volume 5 Sky: How to Believe in Yourself
Volume 6 Sky: How to Believe in Yourself
Volume 7 Flames: How to Circumcise Your Own Soul
5-7. A Guest at Their Table
My Gay-Jewish Review of Christ’s Feast of Self-Love:
Volume 1 Christ’s Bread and Body
Volume 2 Christ’s Wine and Blood
Volume 3 Communion in a Human Body
3-4. The Forbidden Fruit’s Perspective
Torah For Straight People
Volume 1 The Genesis of a Moses Like You
Volume 2 The Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy of Everyone
Life Is a School. I Am My Major
89 Poems of My Love for Me
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