All 37 of my books are available to read here online for free.
You can even download them.
I recommend you read my book covers, as well.
Iâve edited my books to be read in the reverse order they were written.
But please read the books that are in a series in the sequential order of that series.
Welcome to my Wonderland
A tale about the birds and the bees, as told by a gay, white rabbiT
Only Your Nose Knows Volume One
Left Nostril
Only Your Nose Knows Volume 2
Right Nostril
The See Through Jew
Self-Ordained Rabbi and Jewru Barry Emanuel Zeve
Wrestling with My Mother’s Ghost
My mother and I were very close. She was like a tape worm.
The Organ Grinder’s Gorilla: Volume One
How I learned to love my obsessive, compulsive disorder
A Cross-Eyed Bear: Volume Two
[A Cross Iâd Bear] How my O.C.D. has helped me help others
The Ugliest Duckling
If you sucked your thumb as a child, now is the time to put a ring on it
For God’s Sake, Tell Me How You Feel!
If you think about what you think about, youâll discover how powerfully you feel. A guide to solving personal problems with humor.
Knowing God in the Biblical Sense of the Word
If youâve got a banana and two plums, Iâm sure you already know that your fruits were once forbidden.
Welcome Aboard my Yellow Submarine
Our destination is the North Pole where Santa has his Workshop. The melody that accompanies the Psalms. [A book for men with special needs]
David Met Jonathan After Slaying Goliath
How I made peace with my penis and testicles.
God’s Gay Agenda
penis envy or semen envy? that is the question.
Chicken Salad for the Soul
A tale of candor on dry rye with a kosher pickle on the side
Star Drek
A Science-Friction Adventure to a Very Strange Planet
It Wasn’t My Heart that I Left in San Francisco
A Philosophic Look at Semen and the Delivery Device that Emits It
How to Find The Man of Your Dreams by Intensifying Your Orgasms
A Self-Help Book for Unicorns and Horny Wild Stallions
Lampshade for the Light
of the last day of the third month of the year
Call me Glinda
A book for friends of Dorothy
Homeschooled
Why my inner child refuses to go to college
Lazy Susan
How Taoism Spins Paradox into Food for Thought
Your Buddha Within
Inside Every Buddhist Lies an Anti-Authoritarian Who Yearns for Peace of Mind
Playing god with God
Hinduism, Health and Healing How to Believe in God by Believing in Yourself
Quran Book of Lights Volume 1
High Lights
Quran Book of Lights Volume 2
Land: How to Land: How to Become a Genius and Save the Planet
Quran Book of Lights Volume 3
Sea: How to Love Life
Quran Book of Lights Volume 4
Sea: How to Love Life
Quran Book of Lights Volume 5
Sky: How to Believe in Yourself
Quran Book of Lights Volume 6
Sky: How to Believe in Yourself
Quran Book of Lights Volume 7
Flames: How to Circumcise Your Own Soul
A Guest at Their Table Volume 1
My Gay-Jewish Review of Christâs Feast of Self-Love: Christâs Bread and Body
A Guest at Their Table Volume 2
My Gay-Jewish Review of Christâs Feast of Self-Love: Christâs Wine and Blood
A Guest at Their Table Volume 3
My Gay-Jewish Review of Christâs Feast of Self-Love: Communion in a Human Body
The Forbidden Fruit’s Perspective Volume 1
Torah For Straight People The Genesis of a Moses Like You
The Forbidden Fruit’s Perspective Volume 2
Torah For Straight People The Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy of Everybody
Wisdom of Self Love
Life Is a School. I Am My Major
Becoming 89 Poems of Love for Me
89 Poems of My Love for Me